Knockers (Nok-ers)

Knockers – noun, describing female anatomy, specifically breasts. Synonym of bags, boobs, boobies, bosom, breasts, bust, chest, chesty, jugs, mammaries, teats, tits, titties, funbags, sweater muffins, kittens, snuggle-bunnies, brumskis, tittle-bitties.

"Jennifer Love-Hewitt's knockers are so glorious, they should be sanctified."

(Nok-ers)

Knockers is a term used to describe breasts large enough to collide with one another when in motion. For all you guys out there dating A-cups, sorry… those aren’t knockers… just teats. Now, if your honey has swayin’, swingin’, slappin’ boobies, you’ve got grade-A knockers on your hands, and in an ideal world, in your hands as well.

"These superb, and likely fake, knockers are well worth further investigation."

While boobs come in a variety of shapes, consistencies, sizes and weights knockers share one invariable condition: they stand out in every circumstance. If she’s wearing a 5″ thick sweater made of burlap and wool and you still see those mothers popping out, she’s got Knockers. If she’s wearing that skimpy 2-piece you like and there’s so much breast that you can’t see the material, you should count yourself amongst the lucky few enjoying substantial knockers.