Moron (Mor-ahn)

Moron – adjective, describing someone’s capacity for reason and rationality. Synonym of ass-hat, brain-dead asshole, cretin, dimwit, dingbat, dolt, dumb-shit, fool, fucktard, idiot, idjit, imbecile, lamebrain, loony, meathead, mental midget, neanderthal, nitwit, numbskull.

"This moron clearly wasn't thinking things through. The purple really clashes with his natural skin tones."

(Mor-ahn) Origin – Ancient Greeks called the dumb-fucks that ran their city-states into the ground moros (morons) – it just stuck.

From a psychological perspective, morons have the approximate mental age of a pre-teen, but who fucking cares what those quacks define it as? What’s important is this: stay away from morons when you realize they’re nearby – all they do is create aggravation. You know that person that you have to explain the simplest concepts to six times in the exact same words? That’s a fucking moron for you – forcing you to invest extra time, extra effort just to get them on the same page as everyone else. I say we get them all special identification badges – www.moronregistry.com

"This would be a great requirement for the morons in your life."

Addendum: Morons can also be identified by their lack of reasoning skills, their inability to follow simple concepts, their disinterest in anything intelligent or academic, a general need to create anger and destruction in the lives of others, and a desire to fuck things up for other people.