The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Neurotic (Noo-rot-ik)

Neurotic – adjective, describing another’s personality. Synonym of aberrant, anxious, compulsive, deviant, distraught, disturbed, erratic, manic, maladjusted, mental, unstable.

"Woody Allen is the spokesperson for Neurotic motherfuckers."

"Woody Allen is the posterboy for Neurotic motherfuckers."

(Noo-rot-ik) Origin – Ancient Greece – man these people were handy at coming up with words to put other people down, weren’t they?

Neurotic people are unfortunate souls living in a constant state of distress, finding flaw or failure at nearly every turn. These people are typically recognizable by their tendency to become over-anxious or over-react to basic life challenges. Their aberrant behaviors set them apart from society – usually because people are turned-off by neurotic eccentricities or because they lack the time, patience, or faculties to cope with the unknown.

"Guaranteed to be neurotic about her AMAZING body."

"Guaranteed to be neurotic about her AMAZING body."

Neurotic people are a hard quantity to predict and that is what makes them exceptionally fun to be around. So much of life becomes routine, that you need the occasional shake-up to keep life lively and worthwhile. So for all you stick-in-the-mud bore-fests, go find yourself someone mildly neurotic and get them reacting. You’ll have a blast and make some great memories along the way!

"Zey call me Zigmund Freud, come zit on my couch... You love your mother and that makes you neurotic."

"Zey call me Zigmund Freud, come zit on my couch... You love your mother and that makes you neurotic."

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