The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Archive for June 2009

Knockers (Nok-ers)

June 30, 2009

Knockers is a term used to describe breasts large enough to collide with one another when in motion. For all you guys out there dating A-cups, sorry… those aren’t knockers… just teats. Now, if your honey has swayin’, swingin’, slappin’ boobies, you’ve got grade-A knockers on your hands, and in an ideal world, in your hands as well.


Jailbait (Jale-bate)

June 30, 2009

You cannot touch these hotties because doing so would land you in an 8 by 8 cell with Bubba, your new best friend, who’s only inclination is demonstrate his salad tossing skills (definition to come). Unless it’s your goal to spend the remainder of your sexually active years behind bars, my suggestion is look but don’t touch.

ID10T (Eye-Dee-Ten-Tee)

June 28, 2009

ID10T – adjective, describing the user causing a computer problem. Synonym of blockhead, computer retard, cretin, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, n00b, simpleton, twit, UI error. (Eye-Dee-Ten-Tee) Origin – IT guys needed yet another way to insult your intelligence without you knowing. If you’re not an IT expert, and you haven’t experienced trying to service a computer […]

Horny (Hor-ni)

June 27, 2009

Horny- adjective, describing sexual arousal or need. (Hor-ni) Origin – Adam caught sight of Eve from a distance and realized all he wanted to do was tackle her. You do the rest of the math. 1. To be aroused by sexual cues from a consensual partner. It is not uncommon to sense a tension emanating […]

Grovel (Grah-vul)

June 26, 2009

Grovel – verb, describing another’s actions, especially in terms of begging. Synonym of beg, beseech, cower, crawl, bootlick, bow and scrape, brown-nose, butter up, cater to, court, eat dirt, eat humble pie, fall all over, humble oneself, implore, kiss one’s feet, kowtow, prostrate, snivel, stoop, suck up to. (Grah-vul) 1. Grovelling is the act of […]

Freak (The Malephabet’s Tribute to Michael Jackson)

June 25, 2009

Freak – adjective, describing another’s personality. Synonym of aberration, anomaly, chimera, curiosity, grotesque, malformation, miscreation, misshape, monster, monstrosity, mutant, mutation, oddity, rarity, weirdo *Not to be confused with: freaky, freakin’ it, phr34k* 1. Freaks are the people you cannot explain or understand. They defy rationality and logic, leaving anyone attempting to understand them completely dumbfounded. […]

Eye Candy (Eye Kan-de)

June 24, 2009

Eye Candy – very pleasing to one’s eye, usually in reference to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Origin – candy – everyone loves candy, therefore, something pleasing to the eye was deemed ‘eye candy’ Eye candy is a very common phrase amongst men, one that is used in a variety of different situations […]

Drunk as Fuck (Druhngk az Fuk)

June 23, 2009

Drunk as Fuck – adjective, referencing another’s level of intoxication. synonym – stupid drunk, getting the spins, fucked up, blasted, destroyed, blitzed, bombed, clobbered, cockeyed, hammered, inebriated, juiced, liquored-up, obliterated, plastered, ripped, raging, roaring, sloshed, smashed, under-the-table, wasted. (druhngk az fuk) Origin – 12th century AD – when the first distilled spirits were released on […]

Crooked (Krook-id)

June 23, 2009

Crooked – adjective, describing another. Synonym of corrupt, devious, nefarious, treacherous, scandalous. (Krook-id) Origin – Ancient Sumeria, the cradle of civilization, and the birthplace of law. 1. Crooked fucks screw over business partners the world ’round. These pricks operate exclusively in terms of their own self-interests, especially when it comes to money or services rendered. […]

Bitch-made (Bich meyd)

June 22, 2009

Bitch-made – adjective, describing another’s inherent weakness. synonym of cowardly, meek, gutless, timid, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, pussy, pansy, fairy (Bich meyd) 1. To be Bitch-Made is to be fundamentally defective, since it implies that you are more likely to back down, cower from, or shirk off any form of responsibility. Bitch-made people make up the lion’s […]