The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Freak (The Malephabet’s Tribute to Michael Jackson)

Freak – adjective, describing another’s personality. Synonym of aberration, anomaly, chimera, curiosity, grotesque, malformation, miscreation, misshape, monster, monstrosity, mutant, mutation, oddity, rarity, weirdo

*Not to be confused with: freaky, freakin’ it, phr34k*

"When that freak Michael Jackson died, the internet died along with him."

"When that freak Michael Jackson died, the internet died along with him."

1. Freaks are the people you cannot explain or understand. They defy rationality and logic, leaving anyone attempting to understand them completely dumbfounded. Being a freak is not an occasional condition, it is a life-long perspective, an attitude, and a lifestyle. Freaks typically classify themselves and embrace being freaks, at least once they reconcile their differences.

"Michael Jackson may have been a freak but he could rock a stage!"

"Michael Jackson may have been a freak but he could rock a stage!"

2. An individual that enjoys bizarre or uncommon sexual behaviors as a means to reach orgasm or sexual ecstasy. Occasionally enjoying freaky behavior does not make you a freak – it is a matter of consistency.

"Michael Jackson allegedly enjoyed touching little boys - that made him a freak."

"Michael Jackson allegedly enjoyed playing with little boys - that made him a freak."

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6 Responses to “Freak (The Malephabet’s Tribute to Michael Jackson)”

  1. OMG- These are too funny! Might even have to bookmark ya.

  2. So what if he was strange or eccentric. Name ONE GREAT PERSON throughout history that was so-called “NORMAL”. If any person is ever to be considered GREAT, believe me they had to RISE ABOVE “normal” to set a new standard in any field! He and the other GREAT people EVER remembered DARED to be DIFFERENT! Heaven forbid if I am ever forced to think and act like the IGNORANT FOOLS of society en masse, like invasion of the body snatchers, I will NOT want any part of it. In fact, I would beg God to take my life right then and there!

    • We’re not criticizing MJ for being different – in fact, if you read the entry closely – you’ll see that being a freak is positive – as long as you make it positive for yourself.

      I concur 100% with the second to last sentence in your comment – I hope you do not think and act like the every day person – you should think, act, live, laugh, and love as only you personally can. That’s what we’re all about.

  3. NONE of US is PERFECT! All of you reading this have sensitive issues you’re dealing with too. Most of you have so many damn issues that you’ve bound them up into volumes, stored them and you pull them out every now and then to reference keeping your hearts filled with bitterness, hate, anger, insecurities, fear and unforgiveness. Yet you are able to keep those issues PRIVATE unlike Michael’s entire LIFE!

    If it were NOT for Michael Jackson raising AWARENESS by way of his music and fame NO ONE would know the depth of human loss WORLDWIDE! PLUS, MJ has CONTRIBUTED $500 million + of HIS OWN MONEY to the sick, poor and disabled! What have YOU done for HUMANITY??? What kind of CONTRIBUTION have you made to SOCIETY??? Other than passing judgement on an amazing HUMAN BEING who did his BEST to change the world!

  4. “I hope you do not think and act like the every day person – you should think, act, live, laugh, and love as only you personally can. That’s what we’re all about.”

    Hi Malephabet, I just read your reply after I posted my last comment. I’m glad you can see through the veneer society likes to super impose on themselves. A bunch of fakes and frauds who don’t have a clue who they are or what they stand for.

    I too believe that each and every one of us is wonderfully UNIQUE. How boring life would be if we were ALL cloned, inside and out!

    Take care! I enjoy reading your post!


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