The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Archive for July 2009

Widowmaker (Wid-ow-mak-er)

July 28, 2009

Widowmaker – noun, describing an instrument of death. Synonym of annihilator, boomstick, demolisher, destroyer, obliterator. (Wid-ow-mak-er) Origin – These things leave people without their spouses. An item that extinguishes life in a particularly heinous or messy fashion, leaving affected families unable to visually identify the corpse. Widowmakers are often accompanied by overtly macho men, typically […]

Vindicated

July 26, 2009

For us sweet sinners in the world, vindication represents a near unattainable cleansing of all past wrongs. Therefore, to be vindicated is to experience a blissful moment of clarity, or to be completely absolved of everything that makes you feel dirty, or wakes you up at night in a guilty sweat.

Uber (oo-ber)

July 12, 2009

Uber – adjective, describing another’s ultimate capabilities or immunities. Synonym of epic, godly, unstoppable, juggernaut, freight train, unstoppable force, immovable object, inexorable, indivisible, supernatural, superhuman, supreme. (oo-ber) Origin – Scandanavia – descended directly from the Norse Gods that best represent uber-godhood. Uber is a term meant to describe the ultimate form of supremacy. Originally derived […]

Triumph

July 12, 2009

Triumph – noun/verb, describing the act of or moment of accomplishment or victory. Synonym of accomplishment, ascendancy, attainment, clutch, cinch, conquer, consume, feat, ftw, score, surmount, vanquish, win (Try-umf) Triumph is meant to represent complete victory. To be triumphant is to revel in the moment, and all moments subsequent, of domination over your opposition. The […]

STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)

July 10, 2009

STFU – vulgar acronym, used to command another. Synonym of fuck off, get outta my face, talk to the hand, and back the fuck off. (Ess-Tee-Eff-Yoo) Origin – the internet spawned this lovely four letter acronym. This useful phrase plays an intricate role in one-sided arguments across the globe. Depending on the placement of emphasis, […]

Rip-Off

July 9, 2009

Getting ripped-off is a painful experience, usually initiating the same grieving process that remaning family members experience after the loss of someone dear. The violation of personal space and the eerie funk that persists for a short in a house that’s been ripped-off or a car that’s been broken into can be unnerving; however, typically this is temporary, so ride it out and rebuild.

Quickie (Kwi-ke)

July 6, 2009

Quickies come in a number of iterations, almost all of them leaving one party with a shit-eating grin on their face and that warm feeling that only impromptu intercourse can muster. You know the feeling, the one that leaves you feeling proud and naughty.

Paktarded (Pack-tar-dead)

July 5, 2009

Paktarded: something so completely illogical that no sane human being could have conceived of it, much less seen this action through to fruition.

Nerd (Nurd)

July 5, 2009

Nerds have become progressively more difficult to define as time has moved forward. In the 80’s, nerds were people that got deep into computers, technology, and generally everything else that their judgers take for granted these days. In the 90’s, nerds morphed into billionaire playboys; blinging out their pocket protectors, learning about the dangers of sex from someone other than mom or the bangbros, and really came into their own.

One’s & Two’s

July 4, 2009

If you’re not able to openly gawk, drool, or stand dumbstruck, you should probably hit your friend on the arm and let him know to check for the one’s and two’s on her.