The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Widowmaker (Wid-ow-mak-er)

Widowmaker – noun, describing an instrument of death. Synonym of annihilator, boomstick, demolisher, destroyer, obliterator.

Do you feel lucky, punk? This widowmaker is un-fuck-witable.

"Do you feel lucky, punk? This widowmaker is un-fuck-witable."

(Wid-ow-mak-er) Origin – These things leave people without their spouses.

An item that extinguishes life in a particularly heinous or messy fashion, leaving affected families unable to visually identify the corpse. Widowmakers are often accompanied by overtly macho men, typically imbued with a penchant for one-liners.

"Arnold was the king of the one-liners. His shotgun to your grill is the king of the widowmakers - just ask any zombie."

"Arnold was the king of the one-liners. His shotgun to your grill is the king of the widowmakers - just ask any zombie."

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One Response to “Widowmaker (Wid-ow-mak-er)”

  1. There is also a Black Widow gun, which we happen to own. Much smaller 32 caliber tho.


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