The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Archive for the ‘J’ Category

Jailbait (Jale-bate)

June 30, 2009

You cannot touch these hotties because doing so would land you in an 8 by 8 cell with Bubba, your new best friend, who’s only inclination is demonstrate his salad tossing skills (definition to come). Unless it’s your goal to spend the remainder of your sexually active years behind bars, my suggestion is look but don’t touch.


Jerk off

June 14, 2009

Jerk-off – adjective, referencing another synonym of wanker, yanker, spanky, weasel squeezer, jack monkey, chicken choker, vader hater, rosy palm, master debater (JurK Off) 1. Jerk-offs are abundant in modern American society. They flip your burgers, cut you off on the roads, and always seem to be on the other end of the phone when […]