The Malephabet
An archive of all words male.

Posts Tagged ‘sex

Quickie (Kwi-ke)

July 6, 2009

Quickies come in a number of iterations, almost all of them leaving one party with a shit-eating grin on their face and that warm feeling that only impromptu intercourse can muster. You know the feeling, the one that leaves you feeling proud and naughty.

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Horny (Hor-ni)

June 27, 2009

Horny- adjective, describing sexual arousal or need. (Hor-ni) Origin – Adam caught sight of Eve from a distance and realized all he wanted to do was tackle her. You do the rest of the math. 1. To be aroused by sexual cues from a consensual partner. It is not uncommon to sense a tension emanating […]

Xenoboning (Zee-no-bo-ning)

June 20, 2009

Xenoboning – verb, describing sexual intercourse with an alien. synonym – freaky, kinky, horny, sex starved, James Tiberius Kirk, Captain Kirk (Zee-no-bo-ning) Origin – Ancient Greece – where sex with an alien just meant you were screwing a foreigner. Xenoboning has been reintroduced to public consciousness by sexual depictions in popular films. Once thought to […]